Hey Higher East Siders,
Gossip Woman right here—your one and solely supply into the scandalous lives of Manhattan’s elite.
Napoleon as soon as mentioned that secrets and techniques journey quick in Paris. However Gossip Woman travels sooner. To that extent, I set my binoculars to identify Blair’s temper as she is preventing a relentless battle with cabin fever for the final six months. And I wasn’t shocked when her 2020 temper appeared one thing like this:
I precisely know what’s occurring in poor Blair’s thoughts. The woman misses flinging round her Prada baggage on the fifth avenue whereas in a dilemma. What drawback you ask? A vital resolution if she ought to step into Gucci subsequent or meet her finest woman, Serena at The Plaza for a fast brunch. However as a lot as she misses maxing out her bank card within the pre-pandemic world, I solely miss one factor. This sight:
And as I’m scooping out my third serving of cookie dough ice cream in a set of PJs on repeat, I remembered Blair’s life mantra: “Whoever mentioned that cash doesn’t purchase happiness didn’t know the place to buy.” However the place do I’m going, Blair?
Her finest buddy, Serena Van Der Woodsen is doing fairly nice in her ritzy, 14-room penthouse on 994, the fifth avenue in a white-gloved doorman constructing instantly throughout the road from The Met and Central Park. However nonetheless excessive she could also be within the sky; her mind cells work identical to us as a result of she has a message for 2020 and I couldn’t relate extra.
And if there’s one factor that this 12 months taught people, it’s to understand different people greater than ever. However like they are saying, males shall be males—Chuck Bass’ ego remains to be at its peak ever for the reason that 12 months began. Nothing says January like a brand-new Chilly Conflict, and Bass is able to smash 2021 down.
As for me? I’ve been dreaming of summer season, sitting in entrance of my favorite Manet and studying Colette within the park, hoping that I’ll lock eyes with any person who’s doing the identical factor as me. Or feeling the identical factor as I’m. However alas, not efficient. For all my efforts I’m at residence with a lockdown cloud above my head.
And who am I? That’s one secret I’ll by no means inform. You understand you’re keen on me.
Xoxo,
Gossip Woman
